I typed up this post a couple of nights ago. Maya and I have been camped out in the guest room because Wes and Finn are both sick with a terrible stomach bug, and us girls are trying not to get it (fingers crossed). So I have had ample time to devote solely to Maya's sleeping routine and habits.
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I want a take-back. If at any time I said or implied that Maya is a fantastic sleeper, I take it alllllll back. I take it back as I sit here blogging at midnight too tired to do anything productive, but too worked up from helping Maya settle down. I know... I am being a tad melodramatic (but what fun is life without a little dose of healthy drama?). Woe is me...blah blah. Wes puts up with this all the time. What a good sport.(OK. Back to the task at hand.)
Maya was a pretty good sleeper for a newborn, once I found out about The Happiest Baby on the Block (which, by the way, if you are a new mom, or mom-to-be, buy this video posthaste). But in the last 3 weeks I've seen a change brewing just under that happy little pink surface. I think I see some monsterish green itching to get out (as she smiles one of her sneaky new smiles at me, luring me in to her innocent and irresistible babyness). About 4 days out of the week, starting around 7pm, Maya starts to get fussy. And fussier. And FUSSIER... There is a lot of loud shrieking going on, and some pouty-lipped all-out newborn crying, loads of spitting up, some refusing to nurse, wriggling and writhing, and lots of red-faced frustration (on my part, too). This goes on until about midnight, when she finally passes out, exhausted, hanging over my shoulder as I pat her to sleep. I think it's the only thing in the end that helps her tummy. And I know she is only sleeping because she has lost the will or energy to fight it any more. Otherwise, I'm telling you—Fuss Fest All Nighter! She'd try it—don't put it past her.
Happiest Baby DOES work. Any time other than 7pm-midnight. I can do all the swaddling, side-positioning, shushing, swinging I want. I would let her suck whenever she feels the need, if it would help. There is no having it. This girl has something funky going on, and this Momma is not able to help her out, poor little dear. Mylecon drops? They laugh in my face. Papasan swing? Bah!! Is there a hint of colic going on? A nudge? I know Dr. Karp of Happiest Baby insists that even colic can be calmed with his method (and really kind of writes off colic in the video...hmmmm). But I am going to disagree. (Gasp!) I have disagreed with medical professionals before (see last December's posts about Finn's EX pediatrician), and I am doing it again. I truly think colic is real, and sometimes the 5 S's just aren't going to cut it (Harvey, if you want to come to my house and demonstrate your 20+ years of experience on Maya, I am sure it would work a skosh better for you...). And I don't even think Maya has full-blown colic (she does take a few breaks to smile at me during a diaper change, filling me with false hope for a quiet evening). Colic Moms out there, I feel for you! If this was an every day occurrence, or went on for more than the few hours on-and-off that I deal with it, I would go insane.
I don't want any sympathy. I am not blogging about this so that people will feel sorry for me. I told Wes today when Maya sleeps too long I can't wait for her to wake up and nurse so I can snuggle her. I completely understand that this is all part of the new baby deal. I was fully prepared to deal with whatever came with baby # 2. I have my Supermom armor on (it might be losing a teensy bit of its luster and has a few dents). I need to document all of this so that I can draw from it for Maya's future dating games. It's great material for mortification ("You should have seen her projectile when she would spit up! And those chubby little thighs, SO CUTE! "). Of course, any seasoned mom advice is always well-taken (said in desperate tones).
Little Hulk-ette is sleeping soundly in her swing right now (was that a peep...how did she know I just typed that?!). I'm off to say my fervent prayers that she will stay that way for the next 3-5 hours. :) She usually delivers a good dose of sleep for me once she's out. I've got to be thankful for that!






























































